Sanshang Yuya issued coins: a crypto-demonic wind with top traffic

Author: Lawrence, Mars Finance

What we are going to talk about today is the magical reality of the former top female teacher, Yua Mikami, who brought her “Mikami coins” into the cryptocurrency market.I heard that the white paper of this project said that the fan economy, AI agent, DAO governance and shrine beliefs were packaged into the blockchain. I showed off three bowls of snail noodles on the spot to suppress my shock – isn’t this the “quantum superposition scam” of the contemporary Internet?

1. From photo NFT to coin issuance: The history of wealth password iteration of top traffic

Teacher Sanshang’s resume entering Web3 can be regarded as a textbook for cultivating leeks.As early as 2021, she set a single transaction record of RMB 170,000 with 28 “art photo NFTs”. At that time, it was the peak of the NFT bubble. The leeks used real money to verify the ultimate mystery of “LSP economics”: as long as the teacher’s works are stored in the hard drive, they dare to make money for digital certificates in their wallets.

By February 2025, when she flashed into the Hong Kong Lan Kwai Fong Bar to participate in an exchange event, the old dogs in the industry had already smelled the evil wind.Sure enough, two months later, a token distribution table appeared on Solana’s chain, which was even more exciting than the “Let the Bullets Fly” plan to divide the spoils—50% will be locked until 2069 (equivalent to engraving the private key on the face of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang), 20% will let the “big brothers” run first, and 5% will be afraid that the marketing budget will not be to advertise on the dark web resource site.

2. Token allocation: a carefully designed “Hunger Games”

Let’s use a scalpel to cut the “Golden Partition” of the white paper:

50% locked until 2069: This trick can be called “blockchain version of plum blossoms to quench thirst”. When unlocked, Teacher Mikami will be 76 years old. At that time, there may be more virtual aunts dancing square dances in the Yuan Universe than coin holders.
20% pre-sale share: It is obvious that the “crypto vultures” are full first, referring to the classic operation of a certain animal currency dealer pulling the market at 3 a.m. and running away at 5 a.m.
15% liquidity pool: According to the current SOL price, the opening market value is approximately equal to the three-year salary of Sanshang Teacher (10 million RMB), but considering that the average turnover rate of Meme coins is 2000%, it is enough for the dealer to play ten rounds of “Russian Roulette”

3. Roadmap analysis: Traditional harvesting techniques wearing Web3 skin

The four major stages of the project planning are the culmination of the “blockchain stitching monster”:

Shrine economy: Tokenize fan pilgrimage behavior, refer to the magical case of a Japanese temple issuing “Merit NFT” to cause monks to go bankrupt in currency speculation
AI Agent: Claiming to create a virtual three-stop, but the reality is that 99% of AI projects use ChatGPT to cover the shell, and the effect is comparable to Taobao’s 9.9 yuan customized girlfriend service
DAO governance: On the surface, let coin holders vote, but in fact they reserve the super administrator key. Referring to the absurd drama of the founder of a well-known DAO project, the absurd drama that claimed that “the private key was eaten by the cat” after the commission of $40 million.

4. The chemical reaction between fan economy and encrypted Ponzi

Fans worth 1U or 10U?Based on the current 8.23 million followers base of Sanshang Yuya’s Twitter, the token market value may fluctuate between 8.23 million and 82.3 million US dollars.This valuation model reminds me of Dongguan ISO service pricing strategy – basic services, value-added services, and layered pricing of Supreme VIP packages.

But don’t forget the “silent fans” phenomenon unique to the adult industry: those veteran drivers who have deep knowledge and reputation may rather buy ten physical disks than leave permanent transaction records on the chain.This results in actual purchasing power that may be only 20% of the surface data.

NFT purchasing power trap: 99% of the rich people spent 170,000 yuan to buy photos.
The logic of fan circle rankings failed: voting for a girl group is emotional consumption, and cryptocurrency speculation is a zero-sum game. Referring to the plunge of a certain idol token, 90% after fans collectively pulled banners at the door of the exchange. Performance art
Life cycle mismatch: The average career cycle of actresses is 5-8 years, while the median survival period of Meme coins is only 27 days. This wave of operation is equivalent to ten years of aging with yogurt with a shelf life of 3 days.

5. The mystery of the trader: the professional sickle team’s dimensionality reduction strike

Judging from the clues revealed in the white paper, the team behind it is very likely to be “Goldman Sachs in the Dark World”:

Token Economic Model: Perfect Replica of the “Four-Stage Harvest Method” of a Runaway Project in 2024, the difference is to replace the 2D avatar with a photo
Cross-chain deployment strategy: choosing Solana instead of ETH, obviously because it is more suitable for high-frequency harvesting.
Combustion mechanism design: The surface creates deflation illusion, but in fact it is convenient for the dealer to turn his left hand into the right hand, referring to the on-chain data of a certain animal currency covering up the shipment facts through 200 burning events.

6. Risk warning: 108 ways to die for chives

If you still want to “salute to a few SOLs to pay tribute to youth”, please first recite the following survival guide:

Contract audit illusion: 98% of Meme coins audit report value ≈ pictures of beef on instant noodles packaging bag
Liquidity Trap: The initial transaction depth may be lower than that of the township vegetable market. A large order can make the coin price perform “free fall”
Regulatory Damo Sword: Japan’s Financial Department just sued an artist token project, and the fine is enough to buy the entire Akihara
Technical Harvest: From Pixiu Trading to Lightning Loan Attack, the dealer has 100 ways to keep you from having a shorts left

7. The ending guess of magical reality

The most likely ending of this cryptocurrency is:

Short-term: The first day of online launch surged 300%, and the community was rumored that “Teacher Sanshang saves Solana Ecology”
Mid-term: The dealer cashes out through 20% pre-sale share, the coin price is cut in half and then in half, and the rights protection group emerges with the emoticon package of “Repay My Wife”
Long-term: When unlocked in 2069, the grandson of the coin holder exclaimed in the Metaverse Archaeology class, “Grandma actually bought this kind of cyber antique back then”

Conclusion: The philosophy of survival that keeps awake in madness

Standing at the forefront of the times, we have to sigh: From photo DVD to NFT to Meme coins, Mr. Mikami has always been at the forefront of the technological revolution.But as an ordinary investor, remember two iron laws:

Always treat Meme coins with an entertainment attitude: the amount of investment does not exceed the budget of reward anchors
Believe in the market Darwinism: All leeks that have not been cut by sickles will eventually complete genetic mutations in the bear market

This dark goddess, who has 17.5 million global believers in the adult entertainment industry, is redefining the “fan economy” with blockchain technology.From DMM to DEX, from Blu-ray disc to token burning, Teacher Sanshang proved with practical actions: No need to wear clothes to harvest leeks.