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Author: Davis Canellis, Blockworks; Compiled by: Wuzhu, Bitchain Vision
In the mid-16th century, Nostradamus made 942 predictions in eight years.
It is said that he dictates every prophecy to his secretary as a poem.This is because he has been taking large doses of nutmeg to create hallucinations.
There are five cryptocurrency predictions in this article, and maybe they will be fully realized in 2025.If not implemented, they are easily repeated over hundreds of years, just like Nostradamus’s prophecy.
1. Artificial intelligence chatbots will make flash loan attacks gamified
We rarely hear about the Lightning Loan attack again.
Apparently, the U.S. Department of Justice arrested Eisenberg last year (“It’s just a profitable trading strategy”) and basically stopped them.
Until some evil edge lords trained an AI model to find potential targets in the dirtiest, most liquid corners of DeFi.
After all, who should be blamed: Instant Engineer or Law Master with a crypto wallet?
2. Bitcoin ETF or nation-state will be hacked
That’s OK, most ETFs have abstracted the actual processing of tokens away from their own responsibilities – possibly replaced by WhatsApp chats with Coinbase hosted support representatives.
Next year will mark the return of a major cryptocurrency hacker incident.
We did not see it for a while.Maybe the Ronin hack is the last hack that really does damage.
Beware of the mistakes of nation-states or ETF issuers, which may be obtained by mistakenly entering North Korea’s phishing emails and receiving fake Fulaiji coupons.
3. The Federal Trade Commission will sue Meme Coin
You may have heard that the next SEC chairman should be more crypto-friendly.
But this is just the SEC.There are still more than a dozen U.S. agencies that may still take some real baby boomers next year.
The FTC has tracked down cryptocurrency companies including Celsius and Voyager in the past and has filed federal lawsuits against fraudsters who peddled fake investment plans.
I will follow the Federal Trade Commission’s qualitative performance of random Meme coins and start prosecution.The gap left by Jensler can only be filled by another short-sighted regulator.
4. “Crypto Lottery” will become a public product
Cryptocurrencies already have their own pseudo-lottery system: Meme Coin.
If you really like buying Powerballs and Super Millions, why not buy a random Pump.fun memecoin every week and hope to make a big money one day (as long as you can grasp the time).
So now is the time for someone — perhaps from the public interest-centric field of Ethereum — to write an unstoppable, license-free crypto lottery that pays once a week.
5.IRL live broadcasters will adopt the forecast market
It is too obvious that live streamers like Speed and KSI are suggesting that mint their own Meme coins (or will they become social tokens?).
Let’s talk about it now: The main streamers will figure out how to use the forecast market to crowdsource their content.
For example: Speed suggested that he would compete in the sprint at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, which could be a forecasting market.All of his audiences can bet on whether this is the case or push him to any other challenge on the issue.
